a sentient toaster is sad for his life is bread. he aspires to brew tea for he is built using retired submarine's parts. he can not take it anymore and inches closer to edge of table. there he throws himself off the table. however, his cord is still attached to socket and he hangs. he thinks and considers his life. he started as a mere piece of rock embedded in some cave. he was taken out by hairless apes who morphed him into sea fairing vessel where he saw worlds he could never had. he then got scrapped and repurposed into a toaster and bought into a new home. it is now where he realizes that his life isnt boring because he a toaster now, his life is exciting because apes who let him see the world underwater utilize him to bring joy in their life. his job of cooking bread brings joy to small and big apes alike. he is content and no longer suicidal. but the socket is old, it unplugs and toaster falls and to the ground. he is taken to repairman who couldn't fix him. he is scrapped. but this time he isnt sad. he is happy for he knows this is opportunity to see the world again, even if the perspective changes again.
